Ourmine group of hackers has hacked Niantic CEO John Hanke’s twitter account. See full story http://www.geekfellows.com/2016/08/ourmine-hackers-strike-again-john-hanke.html?m=1
One of the greatest worries a guy has is having to use a public toilet. I dont know if women have the same challenges. The things guys do in bathrooms are really suprising, maybe there should be laws to govern such…. Nay!
The objective of this piece is to remind ourselves of the unwritten bathroom rules, which we seem to have forgotten.
1. Wash your hands after using the loo
As obvious as this seems to be, its not for some. Fellas! you gotta wash or at the very least wipe your hands. You’ve been holding/handling your “assets”, so do everyone a favour and wash your hands. By the way no hand shakes in the toilet..
2. Stop writing on the wall
Ok seriously speaking, which “gentleman” has time and energy to sit on a toilet seat and suddenly becomes a philosopher . Be a gentleman and do the right business for the “venue”.
3. Lift the toilet seat
Make life easier and lift the seat when u pee, even Messi misses the goal posts. If lifting the seat is an issue then use the urinary.
4. Be patient with the flushing
The worst thing is seeing somebody’s sh*t in the toilet chamber. So so gross. How does a gentleman walk out of the venue with such thought hanging over their head. “Brothers” let’s be patient and flush till its clearWalk out with pride lol.
5. Dont help a fella out with their zipper.
Last but not least, as a men we dont help each other with stuck zips. Its just wrong, you dont wanna explain yourself to the spectators.
Lets make bathroom time a “pleasurous” time of relief.
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Legendary music producer Quincy Jones was rushed to an L.A. hospital Thursday for chest pains … according to reports by TMZ.
the 82-year-old Jones was at his home in Bel-Air when he fell ill. An ambulance was called at 1:20 PM, and he was taken to a local hospital.
Quincy’s rep told TMZ, “Quincy had some shortness of breath and in an abundance of caution he went in for observation. He is fine.”
Jones, the ‘We are the world’ hit maker has 27 Grammys to his name and was huge in the success of Michael Jackson — producing the albums “Thriller,” “Bad” and “Off The Wall.” He was inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2013.
So a friend of mine called me a few months ago telling me the big news,he was giving up ghost and getting married!! as required I passed the cliché congrats, felicitations, makorokoto, amhlophe, enjoy married life.
Just a few days ago he called again to tell me they had filed for divorce after just 3 months of marriage,again I took to the clichés sorry dude, kuyatholakala, such is life,you will be fine she probably wasn’t the one.
Meanwhile I was in deep thoughts, I asked around, researched and found out that divorce seems to be the in thing in this modern day generation. young couples are made and unmade in a matter of days!!its insane!!
So me being smart and all (yeeeeah right I said it now stop rolling your eyes) I came up with this ingenious idea that white people and westerners have been applying for the long hold but somehow our black and African traditions keep shunning : MOVING IN WITH BAE AND GETTING TO KNOW THE REAL BAE
I strongly believe our generation is constantly falling to divorce because of lack of knowledge, we believe we really know someone and yet deep down we know none better than Jon Snow. This is a generation of pretenders,copycats whose personalities are affected by whatever is hot at the moment and will change with it.
as such you meet someone today,like their style and what they are into…eventually fall in love with them then jump the broom,I mean whats there to wait for, love conquers all right? but boy have we never been more wrong! you do not know how bae manages their finance,you do not know where bae likes to put their legs or their dirty laundry,I mean whenever you were visiting them they were cleaning up and keeping up appearances!
see there’s going to be lots of things about your person that you going to find annoying,irritating and off putting.
I could go on and on listing things that you think you know about bae but really do not but I choose to focus on my solution. MEET bae, DATE bae, MOVE in with bae (that’s the most important part!)
when I say move in with bae please note I’m not saying go do it everyday morning noon and night and get pregnant! I’m simply saying go live with your person,find out if you can co-exist,go through the day to day doings and problems together, see if you are really compatible. manage your bills together, gents see how she spends money, ladies see how he handles trouble and problems.
most of all evaluate your relationship sit down and respond to this question: Can we survive the post honeymoon phase? if you hesitate answering that question by a single second then you might want to think again about the person who you want to turn into a spouse!
If you feel like you up for change and want to read more check out my next article: Things you Must know before moving in with Bae,,be happy folks till next time:-) Things
by- RMM
In what is slowly becoming a fairytale come through the “Smiling assasin” seems to have found his home in Belgium as commentators would shout “the braces keep coming”.. after a spectacular brace in his debut last season he seems to have picked up where he left off with another well timed sublime show this afternoon.
The Zimbabwean International is slowly living up to his reputation that earned him the nickname “smilig assasin” as he lit up the stage in the Belgian Jupiler pro league, scoring a brace to secure a 3-1 win for Oostende against Andrelecht this afternoon.
Musona opened the floodgates in the 3rd minute and sealed it via the penalty spot in the dying minutes of a 4 game thriller.
Andrelecht were handed a 2nd half equaliser courtesy of an own goal by Oostende defender Milic just 3 minutes after the restart.
Oostende got back in the lead through Cyriac before Musona sealed it off from the penalty spot with a minute left on the clock .
This result eans Oostende top spot in the league after just four matches and ensured they remain unbeaten. Meanwhile Musona goes up to the top 3 leading scorers having racked up 3 goals in 4 starts. https://www.flashscore.com/match/GfDs1DVs/#standings;top_scorers
Christina ‘Xtina’ Aguilera the US pop star and The Voice hit show coach will be performing in South Africa alongside fellow countryman and chart topping artist Jason Derulo (the one who was engaged to Jordin Sparks ,you remember him right!)
The sexy diva who just yesterday posted a topless photo of herself on her official Facebook page is set to bring that fire to the stage as she will perform during the second edition of the South African of the Year Awards. The awards will take place at the coca-cola dome in Johannesburg South Africa on the 17th of October 2015.
Performing also,alongside Xtina and Jason will be South African stars AKA, The Soil and Chiano Sky.
The awards recognises South Africans who made an impact in the local and international community. The nominees who will hoping to take the stage with their little victory speeches in hand at the Ticket Pro Dome on October 17 for the award show include:
Trendsetting Celeb of the Year
1. AKA
2. Cassper Nyovest
3. Jonathan Boynton-Lee
4. Nandi Mngoma
5. Nomzamo Mbatha
6. Terry Pheto
7. The Soil
Campaign of the Year
1. AfreakanDream
2. Africa Against Ebola (MTN)
3. Crime Line
4. Kagiso Shanduka Trust
5. Ke Yona (Nedbank)
6. MoFaya (DJ Sbu)
7. ProteaFire (Cricket SA)
Spirit of humanity
1. Creseldah Ndlovu (Mother Teresa of Bushbuckridge)
2. Jordan van der Walt (Just One Bag Campaign)
3. Lead SA
4. Ntenga Foundation(Donate School shoes camapign)
5. Sibusiso Leope Education Foundation (DJ Sbu)
6. Dr Thandeka Mazibuko (Cancer awareness in Africa)
7. Vodacom e-school initiative
Sportperson of the year
1. AB de Villiers (Cricket)
2. Duane Vermeulen (Rugby)
3. Gift Kelehe (Comrades)
4. Janine van Wyk (Soccer)
5. Schalk Burger (Rugby)
6. Tefu Mashamaite (Soccer)
7. Teko Modise (Soccer)
Business leader of the year
1. Christo Van Der Rheede.
2. Herman Mashaba
3. Jabu Mabuza
4. Mervyn King
5. Roy Andersen
6. Shameel Joosub
Entrepreneur of the year
1. Adri Kruger
2. Gil Oved and Ran Neu-Ner (The Creative Council)
3. Ismail Hassen (CSR-Africa)
4. Marthie Jansen van Rensburg (Trans-Caledon Tunnel)
5. Thabo Molefe (DJ Tbo Touch)
6. Theresa Cupido (ATN Group)
7. Tommy Makhatho (Bibi Cash and Carry)
Young person of the year
1. Foki Molemane (Tosman Entertainment Rockers)
2. Kagiso Rabada (Cricketer)
3. Kgomotso Pooe (Soweto Outdoor Adventures)
4. Malibongwe Xaba (One Young World Ambassador)
5. Mbongeni Msomi (Carwash Supreme)
6. Simon Molekwa (Life4U)
7. Vuyani Masuku (Park and Blue Pools Primary Co-op)
Conservationist of the year
1. Craig Spencer (Wildlife Research And Conservation)
2. Div De Villiers (Green Scorpions)
3. Fundisile Mketeni (CEO South African National Parks)
4. Karen Trendler (Wildcare Africa)
5. Mark Boucher (Sab-Boucher Conservation)
6. Sinegugu Zukulu
7. Yolan Friedmann (Endangered Wildlife Trust)
South African of the Year
1. Bonang Matheba
2. Brian Molefe
3. Ephraim Shakes Mashaba
4. Imtiaz Sooliman
5. Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma
6. Rolene Strauss
7. Professor Salim S Abdool Karim
Summer is almost here and soon it will be out with the wooly and in with the chik and sleek. Everyone has their individual sense of style. Despite how quickly trends come and go, we all have our go-to outfit choices. For women it could simply mean pairing your jeans with a blazer or perhaps just add a sleek pair of heels, and you are good to go. Here are some of the trends to try out this summer to help you embrace the new season in color.
The Midi Skirt.
This was a popular wardrobe staple this winter. You can easily pair the midi-skirt with a crop top or a sheer blouse for that summer feel. Most people now believe that less is more, hence midi skirts have become such a trend. They exude class and who doesn’t want to look classy? Try this trend for a fabulous church look.
Bright Lips
Good lipstick and Good/fashionable colors are trending right now. When it comes to your make up, be experimental. The only way you are going to know what works for you is to try it first. Try the daring colors. I am talking about uour pink or that purple lipstain. These come a million shades, so there are so many options to choose from. Fashion is a risk afterall…dare be different…dare be stylish!
Barely-there Sandals
With this type of sandalss, you can get them in quite a number of styles and colors. They are perfect for summer. August and September are packed with fashion shows and in door and outdoor events. You may try this trend for a more relaxed yet stylish look.
Maxi-dress & Maxi Skirts
Summer means more parties and people tend to go out more often. This is a simple fashionable outfit you can wear to a cricket game or a braii with some friends. After eating a bucket load of food, you don’t have to worry about your tummy sticking out because everything gets hidden under this beautiful sheer and flowing trend. Try it out!
Fedora Hats
They are commonly used for protecting against the sun. But not anymore, because even in winter this is considered a stylish accessory. Add this to any of your weekend outfits and look even more stylish.
Many Zimbabweans traveling to South Africa have been left under serious shock and frustration after the disorder,incompetence and disregard shown at the South Africa/Beitbridge boarder by South African immigration officers.
Travellers who crossed the border last night (07 August 2015) were left in a state of shock when they were told their stay in South Africa is limited to 7 days unless one presented R3000 as funds to spend while in South Africa. Although the government had outlawed this act, it however seems to be continuing.
There was another controversy on adults accompanying their children. An affidavit from the child’s parents is needed showing the address of the destined place. Those with affidavits without addresses were blatantly sent back.
The service provision is at its poorest. People stood for over 3 hours on the queue just to get their passports stamped.
Can this immigration mayhem be a result of institutionalised xenophobia? Is this what President Zuma meant by ‘tightening’ immigration laws?
R. Mashesha (real name Sibusiso Khomo) of the South African kwaito group Big Nuz has died. Mashesha the ‘umlilo’ hit maker,passed on Friday after he had been falsely reported dead numerous times early February this year. Today (Friday) when the news broke many fans where hoping this was another hoax but sadly it has been confirmed by Dj Tira and the talented artist is indeed no more.
Mashesha is said to have died from complications during an operation,details of which are not yet clear. Funeral arrangements are yet to be announced,in the meantime fans have been urged to buy the new Big Nuz album which will be made available this Sunday.
R.I.P mfan’khaya
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